I refused to go to summer camp that
year. I protested the thought of signing up for the summer basketball league.
No, I was eight years old and had just survived a grueling year of memorizing
multiplication tables and I was in desperate need of a summer full of rest and
relaxation. My parents eventually gave in and did not sign me up for extra
curricular activities, but they were concerned about adequate childcare for
when they were at work. The idea of spending the summer with my usual
babysitter, the old lady from across the street, made me want to sign up for
sleep away camp. That’s when my newly thirteen-year-old brother offered his
childcare services. Skeptical, but desperate my parents agreed to the
arrangement.
The first day was a trial run; my
brother and I were on our best behavior at breakfast. My brother showed off his
care taking skills by refraining from stealing my pancakes from my plate. I
exuded maturation by only kicking him a handful of times under the table; when
my mother wasn’t looking. We are on our way to complete freedom if we could just
keep the act up for a little longer. Mom gathered her things and with her hand
on doorknob said, “Oh, remember no adults, no pool. Have a great day!”. We were
blindsided; what was there to do if we couldn’t go in the pool. My brother
obviously had a back up plan, “I’m going to Ant’s for a little”. With no pool
and no supervision I was left to my own devices. I guess I wasn’t too much of a
wild child because after my brother walked out the door, I turned on the TV and
started flipping through the channels and I landed on a show called Martha Stewart Living. Martha instantly
intrigued me; she could do it all. She had a lovely garden and an impeccably
decorated home, but it was her cooking that really caught my attention. Every
thing looked so good and she was using words that sounded foreign to me.
From that moment on I have had a love affair with
Martha (just, Martha) and cooking. That summer I spent a lot of time practicing
different skills and techniques that Martha would teach me through her TV show.
On too many occasions my mother found evidence that I was using the stove so
that, along with the pool, was banned while she was gone. She was still
encouraging though, so after work we would create something together for
dinner. My interest in cooking grew and as I got older I began researching more
advanced skills and recipes. I now have a good understanding of cooking specific
words. I know how to julienne a carrot, deglaze a pan, and properly zest
citrus. Give me a whole chicken I can butcher it, roast it, and make a broth.
PS. Martha was once a total babe, way before Camp Cupcake.